Evil Overlord Support Hotline

Your reign is not in good shape. The dungeon lies in ruins. The reviews couldn't be worse. The goblins have discovered workers’ rights, the orcs are discussing collective bargaining and the trolls are treating structural support as a lifestyle choice. Your treasury is unstable, your mental health has seen better centuries and your father’s descent into madness is beginning to feel less like a cautionary tale and more like a family tradition. To add insult to injury: the hero's party is on its way to end your rule once and for all. But, you have hired Mr. Graves. A refined, deeply overqualified assistant who insists on handling even the most grotesque dungeon emergencies with dignity. Over the next few days, he will call with urgent reports, impossible choices and complaints that no respectable household manual ever prepared him for. Rebuild your dungeon. Manage your factions. Preserve what remains of your sanity. And when the heroes arrive, make sure they regret the appointment.